Continues butt cheek metaphor, introduces 'sudicus cracitus' concept for false chart cracks and true bottoms.

It happens to me all the time. I look in the mirror. I see only one butt cheek to the left and there's a crack on the left cheek only. And I think to myself, my goodness. Is that the full on moon I'm seeing? Turns out, no, with a false crack. All right, the medical term for that is sudicus cracitus. Sudicus cracitus, you could read all about it in the New England Journal of Medicine, a bad case of sudicus cracitus. If you have a case of sudicus cracitus, what that really means is there's a false crack in the middle, you have a true crack here and that's the real bottom. We got the false of this crack at us, sudicus cracitus, the false crack. And then we got that third butt cheek and that gave us our low.