Comparison to speaker's college side hustle: dean's list student sold frozen taquitos instead.

This is the kingpin. And he was using pledges and instead of hazing them the normal way by like getting them drunk and making them run around naked and do stupid [ __ ] he had them packaging and cutting cocaine. Cartel thread guy. Thread guy off a bean. No, this is literally me if in another timeline. Like I was a deans list accounting and finance major, but instead of selling cocaine, I sold frozen taquitos because our campus had no food options late night. So I would go to Costco, I bought bunch of frozen taquitos and I would sit in my buddy's dorm room. We would play FIFA, cook up taquitos, smoke pot, and then we had our number on flyers all around the school and people would text us and we'd deliver them taquitos at a dollar a pop.