Satirical story about Obama shouting him out at graduation for YouTube subscribers.

I you know what? It is pretty crazy. When I graduated from college with my degree in trans non-carbon binary mission gender intersectionality studies, I have to say the coolest thing is when Obama spoke at my graduation and he gave me a shout. He said Jason Casper is the first ever trans non-carbon binary mission gender studies major to ever reach 200,000 subscribers on YouTube. You remember when Obama said that? But Jason Casper, let me tell you, that man is something else. A true warrior for change. He's the first ever trans non-carbon binary mission gender standards major to ever reach 200,000 subscribers on YouTube. Man, a big shout out to my man Obama. I can't believe he shouted me out at my graduation. That really changed me right there. That really changed me right there. That that really was a life-changing moment. Now, of course, I don't really have 200,000 subscribers. But you know, that's what presidents do. They just fudge the numbers a little bit to fit the agenda. And that's what he did for me. The most embarrassing thing was being liquidated live using 100x leverage on bibit. When I peed in a milk jug, is that the most embarrassing thing I've ever done? Absolutely closing a good trade by accident is the most embarrassing thing I've ever done.