Continues story: alerts go off at dinner, sneakily checks phone while pretending to listen.

Like all right, big bucks, 28, wife. I won't trade at Thanksgiving table. And so far, so good. You drive to the in-laws house, no alerts are going off, there's no volatility. You sit down to eat, and as they're passing the turkey, the alerts start going off in your pocket. All of a sudden, your brain is checked out. You gotta pull out your phone sneakily under the table so no one can see that you're looking at the screen and you're trying to make eye contact with the people talking to you. So how's it going, Jason? How's that Bitcoin working out for you? I hear it was a big crash. You're doing all right and you're looking down at your phone.