Compares getting fat at different jobs: Starbucks, burger place, salad works. Critiques Starbucks coffee.

They were so good. They were so good. Definitely not good for you. All right, I got pretty dang fat working at Starbucks. I got fat also working at a burger place. The only place I didn't get fat working at was salad works. I used to work at a salad place. Didn't get fat eating the salad. Definitely got fat eating the burgers and the fries and the milkshakes. I mean, man, we used to put burger patties in beer batter and deep fry them. That was good. That was some good stuff. My dad thought Starbucks coffee was like drinking a can of pledge furniture polish. Well, here's the thing, pipe place roast. Like if you go to Starbucks and just order like a coffee, it's the most bitter, disgusting thing in the world. All right.