Bitcoin price above gay line means you're straight; buy lab-grown diamonds and Bitcoin.

You were gay, I was gay, we were all gay, okay? But then price rallied above the gay line. It made new all-time highs. That's like you're getting, you know, multiple girlfriends in a lifetime now. Wife-changing money up there. Now the gay line has crept up, inflation. It's not my fault, inflation. The gay line is now at 60. If we go below 60, you're gay. I don't care what you say, you're gay. But right now, you're straight. So while you are straight, if you are thinking of getting married, maybe buy a lab-grown diamond. Save yourself a little money, use that money to buy Bitcoin, keep Bitcoin above the gay line, and then you've saved money, you own some Bitcoin, and your wife never has to know that you're actually gay.