Wants to gamble on solar eclipse; looking for bald black man to recreate it.

So, my only question is how the [ __ ] do I gamble on this? How could I gamble if maybe he bailed? What that would have looked like, cuz you don't have very long for This is like a once-in-a-lifetime type of shot, man. Pretty [ __ ] incredible. Uh that's super cool. Um now, something that we can do, if we can find a bald black man, I'm taking applications. Um we can recreate this solar eclipse right now. >> I [ __ ] love the internet, bro. I [ __ ] love the internet.