Trader humorously reflects on turning old in three days, comparing youth to aging.

The beard is not even fully grown in yet, but it's already about to turn gray in three days. The hair is still pretty good, but only three days away until my hairline recedes by at least 17 inches. That's how old I am. All right, crazy, crazy. Today, I drive a Ram 1500 in three days. I'm going to be driving a minivan. All right, today, I have six pack abs in three days, beer gut. It's crazy. I'm that close to being old. Never thought it would happen to me. When you're young, you feel like you'll never be old. And then one day you wake up, boom, you're old. How did this happen? How in the world is Lincoln Park's hybrid theory album, 27 years old? That's so old. That's 30 years old. The music I grew up with is 30 years old. Yeah, I mean, that is this is crazy, man.